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About michelletherobot

I'm a little bit emotional and a lot a bit strange. In 30 years I'll be a crazy cat lady, but for now I'm a twenty-two year old going to school, working two jobs, and trying to get to a better place.

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This week I am staying at the condo that my parents bought my sister.  She’s out of town so someone needs to watch her super hyper Shitzu.  The Shitzu acts like it didn’t get enough oxygen in the womb. Prior … Continue reading

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Trees

Written 4/21/12 Dating someone is like relocating your trees next to each other.  The closer you are, and the longer you stay together, the more the roots entwine themselves together.  Above your trunks, your branches, like your friends, grow closer.  … Continue reading

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Who are you wearing?!

The other day was the first time I ever felt like my tattoos were wearing me. It’s not a secret that I love fashion and everything to do with it.  In order to get a few summer staples in my … Continue reading

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With the flip of a coin

The decision I knew was coming has arrived.  I received a call from the 9-1-1 dispatch center, telling me they are finally moving forward and asking if I am still interested in the position. Starting pay of 47 grand a … Continue reading

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Exhaustion

I feel like I don’t have enough hours in the day.  My laundry list of things to do is never ending.  It’s hard when you don’t have a day off, to do things like, get your oil changed, or take … Continue reading

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Christmas Time

A close friend of mine got the best Christmas gift he could ever hope for. “Would you like to see her?” he asked, rushing to pull up a photo on the computer. “Her?  That suggests it’s either a boat, plane, … Continue reading

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Sometimes we just feel like writing

The semester has come to a much welcomed close.  I believe I have earned straight As which is good.  This past week was finals, plus I was working a lot, so I’m kind of burnt out.  Next week won’t be … Continue reading

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Hollow Evenings

My mother always said to never depend on a guy.  “Once you expect them to be there is when they are gone.”  I can’t blame her, her dad died when she was young, and her siblings were even younger.  He … Continue reading

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Old Apartment, Florida, New Apartment

Just a quick general update. I no longer love the place where I’m living.  Having a landlord who fixes absolutely nothing takes a toll on you.  Before I left on vacation a pipe broke in my kitchen.  My landlord rushed … Continue reading

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My Dad the Bird Man

My dad is an animal person.  Specifically he is a crazy bird man.  I am clearly the daughter of a crazy bird man. When I was little, going to a bird show or fair was a regular occasion.  One time … Continue reading

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